Security Guard Costume

The Eagle Has Landed

Security guards are clearly some of the coolest agents ever. They get to wear awesome gear and guard really interesting stuff, like celebrities, world leaders, gated airstrips and vaults full of diamonds (ok, they also guard regular buildings too). If you’re dressing as one for Halloween or another costume party, you might as well make up an incredible backstory involving a member of a royal family who needs your protection and a full knowledge of martial arts. Why not?

Product Details

When you’re wearing your exclusive Security Guard Costume, your only job is looking awesome! The unisex costume includes a black jacket made of polyester windbreaker fabric that zips up the front and is printed on the front and back with the word “SECURITY” written in block letters. The matching baseball-style hat is embroidered with the word “SECURITY” and features a size-adjustment band at the back. For extra authenticity, place the plastic earpiece prop in one ear and clip its coiled plastic tubing to your jacket collar.

Operation Successful

There are two modes of operation that you can use while attending a party dressed in this standout costume. One is to have an amazing time laughing with your friends, eating all the appetizers, cutting loose on the dance floor, and being the last person to leave (after all, you can’t go until you’ve made sure that everyone else departed safely). The other mode still involves having an amazing time. But when you’re ready to leave, act like you’re listening to your earpiece, say something random that sounds like code, and rush out of the room. No one will question your exit.